Federal Legal Protection for Turkeys?

On Thanksgiving Eve, I watched a very humorous exchange on Hannity & Combs. There was a turkey (of the people kind) from PeTA who was trying to make a case for "federal legal protection" for turkeys (of the feathered kind). I've seen a lot of humorous exchanges on news shows, but this was the funniest one I've seen this year.

According to the GoVeg.Com, there are 300 million turkeys raised and killed for their flesh every year in the United States, the same of which have that no federal legal protection. The really sad part of the story is that these same turkeys, most all of them I'm sure have souls, have no religious protection. Who knows how many of those 300 million turkeys will be predestined to end up in the hell of an oven only to be served on a platter to the devils who celebrate Thanksgiving? Where, oh where, is the god of turkeys in this travesty?